Too good not to say

It seems like every time there is a reality show or beauty contest & it's down to the final two, the loser says the same thing. "I'm going to take with me all of the beautiful friendships that I have made". Just once, I would like to hear the runner up say, "I'm going to take with me, the fax machine in the green room & anything else that isn't nailed down". Now I need to go get a cash advance so I can enter lots of beauty contests, just so I can be a runner up because that speech is too good not to use.