Here are some conversation stoppers to help you get rid of that pesky blind date for Valentine's Day:
1. "You're looking for someone named Sara? My name is Heather, but I heard she moved to Slovenia"
2. "I know we just met but I think I love you. Smile for the camera phone. I'm going to photoshop these together to see what our future kids will look like" (Yes, it is a take off of the movie "10 things I hate about you", but it was funny then & it's funny now & it will definately get you out of a date).
3. "Sorry I keep yawning, I'm a little tired, I was up all night dressing my cats into costumes. They were putting on a Shakespeare play"
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Oh my GOODNESS. I am SO bummed I'm married because I want to try these out!!! I will have to send a link to this post to my single friends - even though it's after V-day. I'm sure they can use these year round!
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