What Do You Do for a Living?

Even though I possess so much random knowledge this is one of the most difficult questions for me to answer. I blog. I build websites. I'm a freelance writer. I pick up other various freelance work. Someday I want to be doing well enough to get a dog and some supplies from a website and then buy a house and a yard to go with it. I feel a lot like Chandler Bing on Friends because no one could really explain what his job was. I work all the time, there just isn't an official title for it.