Name That Insect

I was watching an episode of How I Met Your Mother where Lily and Marshall discover a cockamouse, it's a half cockroach and half mouse hybrid. When I moved to southern Utah I had a very similar experience, although it wasn't anything quite that dramatic. I have found insects that probably aren't even named on the internet. Besides medical procedures, bugs are another thing that I refuse to look up online just because I'm scared of the Image Search section. I often find myself wondering "What's your super power bug? Can you fly?" I would've been great friends with Lily and Marshall.