Holidays in September

In the Lazy Crazy Days of Summer episode Taylor Doose organizes a town bash to compensate for the fact that there just aren't any good holidays during September. He wasn't entirely right, there is Labor Day. According to this article there are at least a few holidays that I will be observing this year. In fact there are so many great holidays that I need to a way to speed up pc performance to see them all. The first one is on 9-1, it is International Bacon Day. I won't get the day off of work but I will probably wish I had. Ironically the 28th is Hug a Vegetarian Day. Then I'll have to prepare for the 4th which is "Eat an extra Dessert Day". Either of these could've made for an awesome town festival.