If I was a Crafter

I will never be one of those people who are really good at carving pumpkins. Plus, watching them slowly rot makes me sad. So, I usually look for pumpkin alternatives. Then I get too lazy to actually go to the craft store. Maybe I'll make it to the dollar store but then again I have to fight the laziness in order to actually get the project done. That's why I'd rather buy burlap tree skirts than just try to make one. If it wasn't for that the only autumnal craft I would attempt would be pumpkins covered in brass tacks which is so much cooler than it sounds.