Peep Jousting

Yes, I just wrote about Peeps, but this deserves it's own post. I didn't know about Peep Jousting before. If you've heard of this before, you can probably be my best friend. According to wikipedia:

Peeps are then set in a microwave, squared off against one another, and heated up. As they expand, the toothpick lances thrust toward each opponent, and the winner is the one that does not pop and deflate (or fizzle and die). Both usually are eaten after the competition, however, regardless who the victor was, calling into question the nature of "winning" in such a circumstance.This folkloric tradition has been noted by the Washington Post. Peeps jousting has also been called such names as "mortal peep fight."