Shirts that I have seen & now must have

I was watching the lifetime network this afternoon because I'm sick & the remote control is far away. The storyline was about a woman who worked at a wedding magazine but was a feminist. The two shirts said:

• Women are the new men.

• I think, therefore I'm single.

Now I have to go think about how cool these t-shirts would look in Samsonite luggage someday when I'm finally able to travel. I'd love to keep writing this, but now there is a movie about a woman who is sick of her friends getting married, so she's marrying herself & how could I miss that?