I was a bit confused when I couldn't find the firework schedule for my new town. I decided to aim my patio chair in the general direction of the sky & wait as soon as it got dark. If that doesn't work I'm going to find swing sets so I can see the whole town.
Turns out that my town doesn't have fireworks. I guess because it's a desert they accidentally set the town on fire a few years ago. Now they swear they will never ever ever again have a firework display. It's so dry here that even grilling outside is prohibited. I have no idea how to celebrate the 4th of July without watching explosions in the sky.
2 comments:
Wow, no grilling outside? What are you supposed to do, grill inside?
Well, no fireworks. Sounds boring! And now that I think of it. They banned outdoor grilling? What's option #2? Grilling indoors? That sounds like a great idea!
Your town will likely win the Darwin Award this year.
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