People I Can Never Be Friends With

I was recently writing about the show Dear Genevieve on HGTV. Let me just start out by saying I love it when I can spell things like pci compliant hosting. Ease of spelling is oddly important to me. I butchered the spelling of her name so badly that not even spell check could give me clues on how to solve this. I tried “Genieve”. I had no idea that it had so many extra letters in it. I’m going to mark this down on my list of “People With Names I Can Never Be Friends With Even If They Are Awesome Because It Would Be Too Awkward”. What names are on your list?