The Weirdest of the Weird

I love strange news stories. It helps me get through my workday while I wonder if I'd be happier in an administration job. This is one of the weirdest ones that I've ever come across and it takes place in Texas. After a break up a woman got revenge by frying and eating the goldfish which the couple had bought together. There are just so many things wrong with that story. I really hope that these two stay far apart and don't get anymore pets.