Once upon a time there was a princess named Sarakastic. She had several tiaras, Sara means princess & she was very talented at ordering people around. However, there was one evil villain in her kingdom named princess & the pea syndrome, aka fibromyalgia. Fibromyalgia ensured that she never got a decent night's sleep.
Sarakastic had a pillowtop mattress that still wasn't soft enough so she put a foam pad on top of that which shifted around in the night time & left Sarakastic feeling like her muscles had been sunburned. So every morning she woke up & yelled "CURSES" at her mattress.
Then one day, after watching a lot of Project Greenlight because she loves Matt Damon, Sarakastic decided to make her very first video. A grown up letter to Santa, asking for a miracle. Sarakastic was enamored with bedinabox.com which made owning a memory foam mattress affordable. Bedinabox.com even comes with free shipping & a 120 day home trial. Sarakastic based her movie on the catch phrase bedinabox.com uses for their testimonial section "Honk, if you love bed in a box". Sarakastic hopes that someday soon she vanquish her metal spring mattress from the kingdom & live happily ever after.
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2 comments:
THAT FREAKING ROCKS! Did you really make that? Matt Damon will be knocking on your door soon, no doubt. Did you send that to bedinabox.com?????
I SO totally want to be you when I grow up!
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