Usually I only recount stories in which other people are the silly ones. It helps me preserve my princess image. Like I've never told people about how I can't remember the phrase bunk beds. I always think of them as bed bunks, which is wrong. However, this conversation was too silly not to share.
Me: This is good soup, we should use lentils next time.
Mom: You like lentils?
Me: Yeah, aren't they in split pea soup?
Me Again: Did I just say that? I'm in idiot, split peas are in split pea soup. I apologize.
1 comment:
Hey, at least they're both legumes, eh?
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