I had so many great comebacks when I read the headline "Goat's crowning as king of Ireland in doubt" I was going to demand a recount or a pedigree or a redo of exactly how they crown a king. I envisioned one lucky animal applying the best wrinkle cream and wearing a crown.
Apparently every year a goat reigns as the King of Ireland for Puck Fair. This year the goat wasn't unable to make the trek from Northern to Southern Ireland so they are looking for a replacement king. The story I made up in my head was better than reality...as usual.
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