How to handle wild animals

I was just watching a preview for one of those animal attack shows. It contained:

A kangaroo with boxing gloves. People were shocked when he hit someone.

A man with his head in an alligators mouth. People were shocked when the alligator bit him.

A guy with his hand in a sharks mouth. People were shocked when the shark bit him.

So here is my tip for dealing with wild animals: don't put boxing gloves on them. Don't intentionally put your body inside their pointy jaws. Well, do it if you want to be on cable, but don't say I didn't warn you.